A few reports out there are saying Paulina Gretzky, daughter of The Great One and really, really ridiculously good-looking person, is now dating golfer Dustin Johnson.  Some of you are probably thinking, “Hot girl and rich guy, what’s the problem?” Well, I won’t tell you, but I will show you.

First, Paulina:

… there are no words.

Now, Dustin Johnson and his GOOFY F$%*IN’ SOUL PATCH.

I guess he’s an OK-looking guy and rich and all that, but COME ON. SOUL PATCH.

For a better understanding of just how unfair this is, follow Paulina on Twitter: @PaulinaGretzky