I should have played golf
|01.09.13 at 9:26 am ET|
A few reports out there are saying Paulina Gretzky, daughter of The Great One and really, really ridiculously good-looking person, is now dating golfer Dustin Johnson. Some of you are probably thinking, “Hot girl and rich guy, what’s the problem?” Well, I won’t tell you, but I will show you.
… there are no words.
Now, Dustin Johnson and his GOOFY F$%*IN’ SOUL PATCH.
I guess he’s an OK-looking guy and rich and all that, but COME ON. SOUL PATCH.
For a better understanding of just how unfair this is, follow Paulina on Twitter: @PaulinaGretzky
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