Patriots fans rejoice! Take comfort in the fact that no matter what happens in this Sunday’s AFC championship game, you can not possibly conduct yourself more shamefully than this Ravens fan.

… but it doesn’t end there. After setting a wonderful example for his small child, he gets a phone call from his dad, and it doesn’t slow him down one bit.

Notice how he tries to sound a little manlier at the end there? Not fooling anybody, pal. And he puts a nice little bow on it with some NSFW language.

So remember, even if the pats lose on Sunday, it could be worse. You could be this guy.