If you tuned into the show today, you heard all about or new Friday feature Twitter Take of the Day. We prompted our followers with “The Texans will win on Sunday if …” and below you’ll find the best and brightest of the responses.

@dandcshow The Texans will win on Sunday if JJ Watt tell’s Tom Brady Gisele smells like Coco Puffs #TwitterTake

— Soco (@TheRealCrabb) January 11, 2013

@dandcshow #TwitterTake The Texans will win on Sunday..if they skip the football game and play Canasta with their grandmothers.

— darlene kollet (@darlenekollet) January 11, 2013

.@dandcshow: The Texans will win on Sunday if … Brady catches Gisele and Brent Musberger on the Kiss Cam #TwitterTake

— SF (@massSNAFU) January 11, 2013

@dandcshow. Tom Brady puts his hands under center, and it is Al Roker #twittertake

— patrick lavin (@nhlavin) January 11, 2013

@dandcshow Walker Texas Ranger suits up #TwitterTake

— Rob Smart (@smartrob33) January 11, 2013

@dandcshow #twittertake The Texans win if…. Tom Brady pickets the Oscars for Ben Affleck not getting a best director nomination for “Argo”

— Scott Monczewski (@MonchkinMan) January 11, 2013

Follow us @DandCShow and try your hand with a fresh #TwitterTake next Friday.

There’s a good chance this whole story will get beaten to death within the next three days and I’ll never want to hear about it again, but today, it’s still funny. Al Roker pooped his pants. Not only that, he went on “Dateline” to talk about it. Not only THAT, but someone made an incredible autotune remix of the conversation. My initial reaction was that autotune is completely played-out, but this one is tremendous. A well-crafted melody with a catchy hook and, of course, “The Dookie Dance.” Enjoy.

A few reports out there are saying Paulina Gretzky, daughter of The Great One and really, really ridiculously good-looking person, is now dating golfer Dustin Johnson.  Some of you are probably thinking, “Hot girl and rich guy, what’s the problem?” Well, I won’t tell you, but I will show you.

First, Paulina:

… there are no words.

Now, Dustin Johnson and his GOOFY F$%*IN’ SOUL PATCH.

I guess he’s an OK-looking guy and rich and all that, but COME ON. SOUL PATCH.

For a better understanding of just how unfair this is, follow Paulina on Twitter: @PaulinaGretzky

Now that the BCS National Championship is over, it’s time for a real battle. We’ll leave it to you to decide who’s hotter: Johnny Manziel’s girlfriend Sarah Savage…

… or AJ McCarron’s girlfriend Katherine Webb?

(Webb’s bikini pics omitted in the interest of fairness)

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We all know Johnny Manziel has some serious skills on the football field, but it appears running and throwing aren’t his only talents.  According to this photo from his Instagram account, he’s quite gifted at the art of “casino ballin:”

Apparently he struck it big in an Oklahoma casino after winning the Cotton Bowl.  You can see more highlights here.  He may not look his best in these pics, but he holds it together way better than some of his fans…